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Parents: Don't forget to make us proud
Friends: Don't forget to socialize
Teachers: Don't forget to get A's
Strangers: Don't forget to blend in
Opposite sex: Don't forget to look good
Society: Don't forget to be perfect
Tumblr: Fuck the world, at least you haven't murdered somebody today
Tumblr: But just in case you want to get away with it, here are some tips.
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easyay:

waking-sleepingbeauty:

DISNEY DID IT AGAIN

fun fact the opening song tells the entire plot of the movie, but everyone is always too distracted by the amazing animation to notice the lyrics. job well done, Disney.

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belfours:

fuck depression. there’s nothing more insidious than a disorder that tricks lovely people into believing they are worthless. 

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rococoh:

i love car rides so much that i actually get disappointed when we reach our destination

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I started it.This is something I can only do now. From this moment forward, with these members!

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casual reminder that you’re not just my followers you’re my friends whether you like it or not that is what you signed up for when you hit the follow button

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kissedbyawesterguard:

disneysfrozenguy:

lolhahahano:

Can we give the writers of OUAT a round of applause for putting Hans in show.

I mean COME ON, Hans deserves to be in the show just as much as the other characters.

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THEY ARE MY GODS SINCE THEY HAD THE IDEA OF PUTTING FROZEN IN THE SHOW, OF CREATING THE FUCKING SHOW. I LOVE THEM.

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hvngers:

I’m addicted to sleep and not sleeping
do you see my dilemma

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At the groceries store

calakazam:

toyota:

Me: can u give me x²+4y+ of tomatoes & 2(x²+8xy^3) of potatoes please

Seller: I dont understand

Me: well i dont give a fuck i didnt study in vain

those are polynomials you asked for a neverending curve of tomatoes

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wanksclub:

i can’t be mad at any animal for more than 2 seconds

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